May 2013
92 posts
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
blowmeblaine:
the worst thing is when you have crumbs in your bra
also when there are crumbs in your keyboard and the keys wont work right
the two most important things in every girl’s life
the boobs and the laptop
darrynek:
the nominees are
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
adele
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
gradesofatrumpet:
potterpatronus-hogwarts:
peterandco:
crys-love:
benedictyoufuckingcutie:
mrsmosby-wannabe:
relright:
thecouscousqueen:
kenyabenyagurl:
thinksquad:
Announcement coming Monday
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I smell ads coming if this is true
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT
I’m ready for the yahoo apocalyps
askgeorgebush:
sassyenjolras:
twilightpatriot:
am-night-king:
when someone draws something just for you
This gif does not represent happiness of the fish. Fish do not swim this way for fun. This fish is dying of amonia poisoning. It’s basically suffocating in it’s own waste.
The more you know.
You must be fun at parties.
when someone draws something for me i die of amonia...
badpeopleanonymous:
askgoldenatoms:
missdawnsavage:
can February March?
…
no, but April May
im so fucking done with this website
You say that, but I bet July.
wallygraysonwest:
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
jacklullaby:
jacklullaby:
unfollower:
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
jackoffrost:
“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods
ihaveabsolutelynoidea:
Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is
Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
philhowellsfordan:
crimeovercoffee:
when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just
that photo is fucking terrifying
herondalely:
we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg:
Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW DARE YOU ATTACK THE SON OF ODIN” and he just looked at me and looked down at his shirt and it was an Avenegrs shirt and I think i made a friend...
myrtlewilson:
myrtlewilson:
fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone
i’m...
thewholockgames:
dean-the-hug-monster:
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
MARRY HIM
Person: Hi I'm Christian.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Jewish.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Muslim.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Wiccan.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm atheist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Buddhist.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I'm Hindu.
Me: Cool.
Person: Hi I believe in this and you're wrong so I'm going to tell you all about how wrong you are.
Me: Get the fuck out of my face before I hit you in the face with a frozen turkey.
pastelmorgue:
eradicategirlhate:
you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?
THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED
That awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
j4ckkme0ff:
kimig11-riker6:
rikerr5:
dumbhumanlikeyou-:
this.
hahahaha
EXACT REACTION OMG
omfg 267% accurate
malijuanastyles:
malijuanastyles:
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
bananasaregood-bowtiesarecool:
imjohnlocked:
doctorspockspaceman:
tardisbluebird:
I don’t even want to imagine the night before Series 3 airs.
lock your doors
did you just put bilbo baggins’s face on bilbo baggins’s face
person: he can't die he's the main character!
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tumblr: well you must be new
kingcroacus:
googlehomie:
hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something
beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either
Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you...
tits-n-t4ts:
dangergays:
When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain
Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected.
When you want to tear open your skin
Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again.
...
tardisbluebird:
babyangelcastiel:
drilltowardstheheavens:
donkeykongcountry2:
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL”
this has a great deal of accuracy though
#god it better not be a trilogy
and sequels are always worse than the original
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deansscruffyangel:
imanassbutt:
consultingt-rex:
time-lord-on-baker-street:
ibegto-dreamanddiffer:
amyslastpage:
biffan:
Supernatural has more seasons than Sherlock has episodes
just let that sink in
Doctor Who has had more actors playing the lead…
